March 5, 2007

Top ten alternate endings of Disney movies

All movies produced by Disney, as we know, have happy endings. Characters always make morally correct decisions, and everyone lives happily ever after. What if the endings of the more popular Disney movies had been different? Following are the top ten alternate endings to some of these movies. Enjoy!

10) Hercules - Instead of living on Earth with Megara (Meg), Hercules chooses to rejoin his family on mount Olympus.

9) Sleeping Beauty - Sleeping Beauty decides to go back to sleep.

8) Bambi - It is revealed that, in fact, it was not a hunter who was responsible for the death of Bambi's mother. In reality, Bambi was behind the assassination.

7) The Little Mermaid - After eluding the French chef for the entirety of the movie, Sebastian is made into a delicious meal.

6) Pocahontas - Grandmother Willow gets uprooted during a terrible hurricane.

5) Pinocchio - Yep. You guessed it. Pinocchio doesn't turn into a real boy. Instead, he is used as scrap wood for a construction project.

4) Mary Poppins - Ms. Poppins doesn't leave the children. Instead, she lives with them, all the while feeling terrible about her inability to help other in-need children. She drinks herself into a coma.

3) Blackbeard's Ghost - The little old ladies lose the inn. Also, Steve and Blackbeard are forced to live with each other for the remainder of Steve's life.

2) The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes - In the alternate version, this film is only about fifteen minutes long. Dexter Riley dies after receiving the shock from the computer.

And the number one alternate ending is...

1) The Hunchback of Notre Dame - Quasimodo slips and falls from the bell tower during a routine bell ringing.

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