Yes, you guessed it. Today is time for the story of monster no. 98. Watch his video, and then read my story. (I promise after all 100 monsters are done, I will get back to posting other things!)
Everybody knows that the coolest monsters have terrible hygiene. In the monster equivalent of our human colleges, moldiness is a trait similar to being completely ripped. As is probably evident by the large amount of extra dirty growth sprouting from the back of Monster No. 98's (Marcus) head, he is one cool dude. This amount of dirtiness can only result in a very large amount of itching. However, the scratching motion most humans are used to seeing performed by Monster No. 98 is not in attempts to quell any itching. In fact, it is really his signature dance move. Back in Monster College--Marcus received a fine arts degree there--this guy was known for keeping the dance floor alive. He danced nearly every night for hours, and only used one move...the back scratch slide. After moving that way for so long, the move became engraved in his very being, and he can hardly go two minutes without getting his groove on. Good thing it is still an extraordinarily hip move!
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